When I sat down in 2022 to watch the 2011 comedy "Hollywood Sex Wars", I have to admit that I was expecting to watch something that would make me laugh.

But that was not the case with the movie written and directed by Paul Sapiano. This movie was just blatantly horrible and boring. It felt like I was watching a movie concocted by a randy teenager. Amazing how some scripts actually make the transition from paper to actual footage on the screen.

"Hollywood Sex Wars" was a swing and a miss, and it most certainly didn't make me laugh, not even once. Actually, the storyline was so boring and pointless that I started using my phone and looking at stuff online instead. Needless to say that the movie never caught on after that point.

The acting performances in the movie were semi-adequate. I mean, the actors and actresses virtually had nothing to work with in terms of a proper script or interesting characters. But I will say that they definitely put their hearts and efforts into it, and it wasn't traditional low budget, questionable acting performances that you see in some movie, so that counted for something. Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress in this movie.

I am sure that there is an audience out there for a movie such as "Hollywood Sex Wars". I just wasn't in that particular audience, as I prefer a tad more to movies than sex jokes, dildos and topless women.

My rating of "Hollywood Sex Wars" lands on a more than generous three out of ten stars.

This is a silly sex romp about relationships. The hot chicks in town go from beyond having their own clique to communicating about their dates through a web site. This looked like a fairly funny idea, however it was underutilized. Three guys are attempting to get laid by hot chicks, but fail to do so. They come under the tutoring of Johnny Eyelash (Mario Diaz) who knows all their secrets.

The back and forth war was poorly developed as were the characters were never got to know. The film equates dating to prostitution. It had some cute ideas, such as the women meeting at a heart shaped table and using a high heel as a gavel, but that was about as funny as things got. Most of the time the production had predictable plot and old jokes that didn't work. Better off watching a Julie Strain film, such as "Delta Delta Die." If you are a fan of the "American Pie" series (and I am not) you might enjoy this type of humor.

F-bomb, sex, nudity (Shyla Stylez, Suzy Kaye, Christine Nguyen plus many more)

Really enjoyed watching this little gem of a picture. It may not be understood by people who haven't encountered some of the behavior depicted here. However, if you live in Hollywood California, you have run into some of this for bad or good. (You may ask, "How can any of this behavior be good?" Well, some of you will not ask this, and you know who you are.

The bad rating for this film is probably due to the lower budget, more campy attitude, more of a Scary Movie type of humor, without the parodying, on top of the totally jaded outlooks, offensive attitudes and lifestyles.

Well directed, humorous story line and some better comedic bits than others, but good acting, Dominique Purdy is great, plus a good music track. But sorry, this is sure to be generally offensive, because, hey, it reflects some pretty gnarly, jaded concepts of what is moral behavior. It is particularly funny when the male character doing the teaching is criticizing his students for immoral ideas.