Jones Family Christmas

2023

Comedy / Drama

4
IMDb Rating 5.4/10 10 166 166

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Plot summary

Grandmother Heather Jones has finally managed to get her family home for Christmas. But before the festivities begin, they receive a fire evacuation order. Now, the family must band together as they rediscover what matters most – each other.


Uploaded by: FREEMAN
November 29, 2023 at 10:23 PM

Director

Top cast

Heather Mitchell as Heather Jones
Max McKenna as Alex Jones
Nicholas Denton as Danny Jones
Michael Logo as Greggs
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889.88 MB
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English 2.0
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24 fps
1 hr 36 min
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English 5.1
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24 fps
1 hr 36 min
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1 hr 36 min
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1 hr 36 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by dudowalker 3 / 10

I tried - dreadful

The Jones family Christmas movie, an Australian production, left me with a sense of disappointment as it failed to live up to the expectations set by its premise. Despite my enthusiasm for supporting Australian cinema, the film fell short in several aspects, notably in the forced nature of both acting and script.

The performances of the actors felt unnatural and forced, lacking the authenticity that is crucial for relatable family dynamics. Instead of embodying their roles, it seemed as though the actors were burdened with delivering lines, creating a noticeable disconnect between the characters and the audience. This absence of a natural flow hindered the overall impact of the narrative.

The film's attempt to infuse humor by incorporating stereotypical Australian sayings ended up feeling contrived and predictable. While Aussie humor is a cherished aspect of the culture, the overindulgence in bogan sayings detracted from the comedic elements, making them seem forced and lacking in nuance. The scriptwriters missed an opportunity to introduce more authentic humor into the storyline, relying too heavily on cultural clichés.

Despite the potential for a compelling narrative, the execution fell short, leaving the viewer wanting more substance. The script, while full of possibilities, lacked depth and failed to explore the intricacies of the characters' relationships. The brevity of scenes and character interactions left a sense of unfulfilled promise, as if the narrative barely scratched the surface of the story it sought to tell.

The film's portrayal of the Australian landscape, particularly during the depiction of bush fires, missed the mark. The attempt to convey the harsh realities of such a catastrophe seemed overshadowed by a general aesthetic of dilapidation. Everything appeared rusted and almost broken down, creating a visual monotony that detracted from the intended impact of highlighting the devastating consequences of bush fires. The film's visual representation failed to effectively blend with the thematic elements.

The English family's portrayal added another layer of disappointment to the viewing experience. Marked by overacting and a lack of depth, their characters felt like a disjointed and broken mess. Insufficient development left them unrelatable and uncompelling, and the young actor's portrayal was particularly challenging, making the character seem unlikable rather than endearing. "You sound like you're from London".

Amidst the shortcomings, Heather Mitchell's portrayal of the mother character stood out as a saving grace. Mitchell brought authenticity and emotional depth to the film, showcasing the potential that existed within the project. Her nuanced delivery provided a glimpse of what the movie could have achieved with more consistent performances across the board.

In conclusion, the Jones family Christmas movie, despite its potential and the appeal of supporting Australian cinema, falls short of delivering a satisfying cinematic experience. The forced acting, reliance on stereotypes, and underdeveloped narrative contribute to a sense of missed opportunities. Heather Mitchell's standout performance serves as a testament to the potential that existed within the film, but unfortunately, it isn't enough to redeem the overall viewing experience. Regrettably, this is one Australian movie that may not be worth the investment of time and expectations.

Reviewed by kajamc-04304 1 / 10

Unrealistic , dumbing down tripe

Too many themes, not a reflection on rural people at all full of caricatures of imagined Australians , Indians and English people.

Not a farm, no stock or heavy machinery . Yuck.

If it was an essay, and I was marking it, I would take out so much of the unnecessary sensationalising, and say, perhaps, develop the characters develop the feel the look. But no, they chose to have one-dimensional characters that were not believable. The set design in the home Was well thought out as I did believe grandmother Heather Jones would live in a house like that. Mr Jones's workshop shed, however was ridiculous. Perhaps you see that type of thing in a nonworking farm, but nothing to the reality of a true farm gosh, when the daughter ran to the cattle yards for a good cry, you could see her neighbour, the other side of the cattle yards How ridiculous it's like suburbia or a lifestyle block . Don't get me started about the fire truck.

Reviewed by timhartland-64431 1 / 10

Really average and stereotypical

I finished this movie, leaving the room a few times and really wishing I could have those two hours back. An absolutely c grade terrible mess of a movie, ridicule of Australians and theme to just make you want to sigh with its stereotypes and over the top Australianness, that isn't anywhere accurate or even fun. The 'fire' looked film by a student as a school assignment and the brother looked like he'd walked into someone's movie and got talked into acting the role as someone had booked off sick! The whole storyline was tripe and it was as christmassy as an advert for nappy bleach. One of the all time worst movies ever made. F. Cringeworthy, hot mess.

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