Nobody put on their shoes in the air in this movie... Disappointing.

But Eric Roberts was always on the Telephone. That's what you want to see in an Asylum Movie! He truly is one of a kind! A magnificent Actor with the ability to entertain you (not). So about this Movie. There are Dinosaurs and pretty much the Story of every Jurrasic Park Movie ever. Well .. still 232 more characters i have to add (while writing the digits). So, about Eric Roberts. Do you think he was paid once by asylum to act out like 35 telephone scenes? Cause we think so.

Anyway, this movie has a high risk of you (and all people watching with you) dying of boredom.

Operation Typhoon is transporting two assets. When the guard gets curious, the assets get loose. These happen to be two genetically modified allosaurus. The travel across the countryside. This is a military project headed by Eric Roberts. A group of soldiers are told to go after the two critters and use a specially developed stun gun on them. That is the film in a nutshell. And they are hunting them down indoors. Not sure how they got inside the building.

This production is made by Asylum known for their "mockbusters" and they far superior "Sharknado" series. It was very boring. They could have stereotyped the two country yokels in the camper better. Or they could of had the dinosaurs stay in the park, opening trailers like a can of tuna. No such luck.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.

What can i say, i seem to be the most stupid human on this planet. Or maybe im clinically insane. The definition of being clinically insane is: you do the same thing over and over again, expecting different results.

So im watching the Asylum movies over and over again, hoping and praying, that they will at least create one movie, that is bad in a funny way, as the whole sharknado franchise is... But as always, its just bad bad, not funny bad, not theyre trying but failed bad, not if they had more money bad... Just plain bad

As with most Asylum films, i watched about 10-15 minutes of this utter garbage before almost falling asleep and started to play bubble witch on my phone instead...

Its the Asylum, do i really need to say something about acting, the effects or the script? Im pretty sure every person on this planet is aware by now, who the Asylum is and what they stand for... The worst stinker ripoffs you can imagine.

So im proposing we start a petition to Joe Biden. So he will personally stop that company from producing any more "movies"... If neccessary bring in the military and shut it down with force.

Anybody else thinking the Asylum can only be a big money laundering sheme??? Theres only so many grannies on the planet, that can accidentally buy the wrong movies for their grandchildren... They cant really make money with this "movies" right? RIGHT?