I actually have no idea what I just watched. I feel as if I'm back in GCSE media studies and I'm watching a film made by a group of 15 year olds. The special affects are horrific and somehow the acting is even worse. I'm also slightly confused by the porn-type scenes semi-regularly cut in throughout the film that add nothing and look as if they've come from the mind of a teenager whose never got near the opposite sex, (though I must say that these scenes are no where near 'actual' porn, for that would surely be better).

From tickling ladies to make them pee to terrible tornadoes the entire film is a nonsensical car crash. The only reason that it gets 3 stars is that it's so terrible it's funny, the ridiculousness of the whole situation makes it hard to do anything but laugh. Overall not the best way in the slightest to spend an evening but surprisingly not the worst.

This should be good for a laugh, I thought. I was wrong.

Let's make a vaguely similar sequel to Mad Max Fury Road except this time we will do it with no budget, no talent, film it in a disused quarry, hire a biker gang as extras and, so it would appear, film it all in a weekend.

I lasted about thirty minutes and then bailed. It's not even a comedy. A film this this bad should at least have a sense of humour about itself.

So, dear reader, if you are stuck at night, scrolling through Amazon prime, looking for something to watch a little out of the ordinary, might I suggest that you watch literally anything but this piffle.

This is something to treasure because with the advent of ChatGPT it is now impossible to write a screenplay this bad. Savour this ultimate tribute to the mediocrity of the human mind, we shan't see its like again.

The plot apes the mad max movies with some soft porn thrown in completely inexplicably and I mean totally without any reference to the plot or characters. It's almost like you leaned on the remote accidentally and switched channel. The cuts back to the main action are equally random and inexplicable.

Just imagine the poor acting, pointless dialogue and comical exposition of a soft porn movie, but without any actual porn. Ok well, theres a bit of porn, but it's all appetisers and no main course. A few bras removed and a variety of nipples exposed which is educational I suppose if nothing else.

It makes you wonder what was going through the fevered minds that made this. The answer I suspect, is gloriously little.