Marshanda (Dita Tantang) is an Indonesian Princess who did not want to become a prince so she ran away and joined a band of pirates with Red Cat Morgan. Marshanda went to ride in Antarctica where her ship froze, along with herself until the present day. She is thawed and still alive. She has a wrist device that will lead her to their treasure. Roaming the streets of London she discovers a place that has the same sign as her wristband. The owner has a good idea of what it is about and Marshanda hides out in the bar next door aided by Mia (Noa Nikita Bleeker) and Google Translate.

Had one or two decent scenes, but most of the film was boring as it basically takes place in a bar. Characters and dialogue needed work.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.

I really tried to watch it all, I'm not lying!

The acting was pretty unconvincing, the story was told in a somewhat confusing way and had plenty of holes, way too many for me.

I caught myself checking my emails more than once, and decided I had enough at the bar scene. You will know when you see it.

That was the point when I decided I had had enough and believe me, to abandon a movie before it ends isn't something I do lightly, or often at all!

When things stop making sense and you get the distinctive impression that no one has quite understood what is going on (including cast, director and everyone else), well... what do you do?