This movie drifts aimless through ridiculous dialogues and scantly clad women. Most scenes feel like the setup scene for the kind of action one would find in an adult film, but that action is never delivered. I am unsure if the plot got lost in the edit or if it ever existed at all. Whatever organization gave this film 4 awards must have an extremely low bar for what qualifies for a film.

Greetings from DoWnUnDeR. Unfortunately I must agree with finetunes on this one. It is a second rate, discombobulated mess. Perhaps the class of '21 here has much higher standards than the class of '14 but this is a disjointed, unfunny and ridiculously scripted second rate college production. Written and produced by the star of the show, it's probably a self financed ego run and, no offence Mr. Mahoney, but handsome, romantic lead? Unfortunate but true, you're never gonna cut it in that field my man. Script and cinematography is spasmodic, uneven and character development is non existent. I am still unsure of whom some of the "hotties" are or how they were involved or how, why and where some of the beatings occurred. The dialogue is completely forced and unrealistic. A big disappointment because I saw the reviews and planned my evening around my love of a potentially humorous film noir and this ain't no Maltese Falcon.

Weak acting and script, nothing more than a college drama class effort. Tries passing tedious dialog for comedy. I won't spend any more time on this review. Go watch a true classic film noir to satisfy any Sam Spade itch you might have.