Return of the Bastard Swordsman

1984 [CN]

Action

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Plot summary

Just when audiences thought the director couldn't get more spectacular and outrageous, he unleashed this eye-filling, mind-bending "Martial Arts World" sequel of clan rivalries, ninja atrocities, wizard sorceries, and the mythical Silkworm style that changes our hero into a veritable Spider-swordsman. The screen practically explodes with colorful characters and kung-fu -- all directed, co-written, and co-choreographed by Lu Chun-ku, and showcasing some of the best Shaw Brothers action stars. The original Bastard Swordsman was just the beginning, this superlative cult classic that out-phantasmagoricals the original.


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Reviewed by BandSAboutMovies 6 / 10

Return of the B****** Swordsman

Directed, co-written, and co-choreographed by Chun-Ku Lu, this sequel ups everything from the first movie. Yun Fei Yang (Norman Chui) has mastered the Silkworm Style and has taken a vacation with his love Lun Wan Er (Leanne Lau Suet-Wa) and is taking a break from the Wudang school. Yet old enemy Dugu Wu Di (Alex Man Chi-Leung) has returned, having mastered a new martial art called Fatal Skill that allows him to shoot laser beams. He starts to murder all of the students of Wudang just as an army of ninjas arrives from Japan, led by Mochitsuki (Chen Kuan-Tai), with the goal of destroying all Chinese martial artists. Mochitsuki uses the ultra-brutal Phantom Skill, which that controls the heart rate of his enemies, allowing hm to bear hug them and expands his chest to break their internal organs. That means that he can make people throw up their guts. Oh yeah, he can also blast laser beams out of his breasts. He can also make people just plain old explode in a big mess of blood and guts, too.

Finally, one of the students finds our hero and also introduces him to Li Bu Yi (Liu Yung), a fortune teller so deadly that he can blast toothpicks into his enemy's eyes. There's also a magic doctor Lai Yao Er (Phillip Ko Fei)., also known as Papa, and his enemy, Ghost Doctor Lan Xin Zu (Lo Lieh). That name proves to you how incredible this all is.

So yeah. Japanese Spider-Man versus evil Jedi versus ninja who can make people spit out their heart. I have no idea why I don't just watch this movie instead of anything else.

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Reviewed by alisonc-1 7 / 10

Sheer Psychedelic Martial Arts Mayhem

Yun Fei Yung has mastered the Silkworm Skill, but Dugu Wu Di controls his Fatal Skill and both are in a struggle for pre-eminence in the world of kung fu. When Mochitsuki, head of a Japanese clan, decides to take them both out with his Phantom Skill, the world of martial arts will never....

Aw, to hell with the plot, this is a Shaw Brothers movie, and plots are simply a device for bringing non-stop over-the-top kung fu fighting - preferably with random crazy psychedelic "special effects," which were cheesy even back in 1984 when this was first released upon the world! I don't believe there's longer than a 3 or 4-minute stretch in this film where at least two and usually more people are fighting, jumping over each other and otherwise creating constant mayhem! For what it's worth, the good guys win in the end, but you knew that would happen and it really doesn't matter, it's the gloriously loony special skills that steal the show! As hilarious as it sounds, lots of zany fun!

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