Turned on a streaming service looking for something interesting to watch. San Andreas - Mega Quake. Hey I live in LA, been through a lot of them - lets try this.

So I did - and stayed with it to the bitter end. I wanted to quit earlier but by the time I got to a certain point I just had to see how bad it was going to get. The script itself - dialogue OMG Please. I LOVE CALIFORNIA. Was this the writing teams first movie script? The director, acting coach what have you or should I say where were you. Was the goal to get footage in the can or GOOD footage in the can. Joseph Michael Harris I feel sorry for. You see, most paper bags have been replaced with other types of bags at the grocery stores in California, so there is no possible way we can see Joseph Harris try to act his way out of a paper bag.

I am going to do some more research on this film because I really want to know who foot the bill for this nightmare.

Except that it wasn't......a TV movie. Someone actually thought this was a real movies with, you know, real actors, real dialog and even perhaps scenes that hadn't been done many times before. You know a movie is pretty bad when you can say the actor's lines before they do. Utter waste of time.

Wouw i normally like b movies or even lower then that but this movie is just of the scales low in the sense like even a beginner youtuber could have done better then this. But then there is also this its so full of mistakes that i don't know where to start sadly. Just one thing then, there is a quake and the pond of water they are standing next to is completely silent, and doesn't move and stays smooths as water can be. I mean come one even do this movie is really bad someone could at least have thrown a rock in the water to pretend that its affected by the quake.