No pun intended - no Seal needed either. I feel for the actors a little bit - to a degree or whatever you want to call it. I reckon the minute it starts it may have already lost (you) ... as viewers that is. Because our main character tells us from the off what he thinks of himself ... and he thinks quite highly of his character ... and not much about others.

Well he may disagree, saying he does care and that is why he does what he does ... but if you boil it down, it is not true. Of course, the actors involved in this ... all quite beautiful ... so if you are into that ... and don't care much about story ... or development ... well you can have some of that. And there is a small amount of nudity too - for better or worse. The story goes more to the latter ...

This movie was so bad that it wouldn't even rate as a B rated movie! The supposed story is pathetic and quite clearly secondary to the gracious nudity and partial sex scenes that make up the majority of this movie the actors are obviously wet behind the ears when it comes to acting but in their defence with a storyline and script this dreadful it would be a massive challenge to deliver a good performance!

I am guessing it was a teenage male that wrote this rubbish maybe writing from a personal fantasy as there is no thought process into developing any depth of story I have no idea how much money was wasted on this trash but whatever it was is an expensive way to make a personal Jack off production Unsure what movie the first reviewer was watching if they watched at all maybe they are a close friend of the writer is my only explanation for the crazy rating they gave.

The one star I gave is in respect for the poor actors who starred in this trash as it won't help their resume!