This movie is so bad that it is almost funny. I understand that this is very likely a low budget film, but even giving the movie that, it is just horrible. The acting is atrocious. The script is awful. The action sequences are unbelievably terrible. If the movie would have taken a bit more of an intentional comedic approach, the movie might have actually worked. The premise of the movie should have made for an entertaining and action packed movie. However, we were stuck with this. This has to be one of Rampage Jackson's worst performances ever. And Eric Roberts? This should count against you on your filmography.

I kid you not with the heading for my review. It has been a while since I have encountered a movie so comprehensively bad that in almost no aspect of the creative process could they have done it any worse. I actually think this is a deliberate attempt to make a bad movie, with all the cliche's, shortcomings and well established nuances executed to perfection.

There is absolutely no point in examining any paritcular aspect of the movie; script, direction etc at all, because suffice to say, its on a level so convincingly bad that finding a baseline for comparison would be almost impossible. This film is the baseline for bad.. and yet, it isn't without charm in some weird and wonderful way, which is why I firmly belive this was a deliberate attempt to produce a piece almost as a mockery or monument (take your pick) to bad film making... and if you don't believe me just remember Eric Roberts has a 'cameo' so that should be all the convincing you need.

Anyway if your prepared to go in for the wild ride and have some fun, this could be the movie for you. I'm deadly serious with the score. It's a piece of movie magic no one should miss.

Hightly recommend.