Horror movie compilation in the vein of "Blair Witch Project" which contains some of the most uninteresting, non- attractive, badly tatted tarts i have ever seen. These woman are a year or two away from waiting tables at Bickfords. The shoot itself is a joke and the build up to the kills takes longer then you'd expect from a bunch of nitwits that would probably die if someone didn't offer them money in return for close up's of their vagina's. Is this a scene that's out to exploit black hair and black ink on punker bodies? Yes. The problem i have with this brand is that it could be done A LOT better. How about tasteful pin-up style shoots, how about not going on tour where they frolic around in their undies in dirty nightclubs. I hope these "babes" are making their money because i couldn't tell you anyone that finds what they do interesting. The SG franchise is just that, a big black hole, don't waste your time unless your seriously bored, and even then i'd suggest doing something else. Highly suspect skank material suited for the lowest I.Q.
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When twelve nude models for the infamous SuicideGirls.com begin disappearing from a remote cabin, the calendar video they are shooting becomes the first reality horror movie.
Uploaded by: FREEMAN
November 12, 2018 at 06:14 PM
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Exploitation at it's worst
Stupid godawful mix of topless women and "horror"
Just pathetic. It's about a bunch of very unattractive women getting together in a remote cabin to shoot some nude poses for a calender. One by one they start disappearing without a trace. So what do these women do? They scream and swear at each other and point fingers instead of doing anything logical.
Just abysmal. Disgusting film trying to mix topless females and horror. The main problem is that NONE of these women are even remotely attractive (and most have totally hideous tattoos), are terrible actresses, swear nonstop and are just annoying people all around. The "horror" sequences are nonexistent. The film is shot in a jerky style with quick takes and jumps that ended up giving me a headache. There's also incredibly annoying "music" playing nonstop. We also get a totally pointless hot tub sequence so we can see them all take off their tops and engage in lesbian kisses (btw, this has nothing to do with the rest of the movie). It all leads to a completely predictable ending that was so downright insulting that I hated the movie! Cheap, badly done, horrible acting, unattractive girls...there's nothing here for anybody. Avoid.
The Way Life Should Be
A web site travels to remote Maine to shoot a tattooed skank calendar. One by one the "models" mysteriously disappear after they desecrate the tombstones of Stephen King's ancestors. We see some murdered on camera, but not the killer until the end.
They do a photo shoot where the girls go FF naked. Don't worry if you want to see the photographers' tatas there is a hot tub scene.
4 stars for the nudity