When someone decides they're a screenwriter.... When someone decides theyr'e an actor... When someone decides they're a director... With absolutely no training, talent, experience, or knowledge of film-making, this is what you get.

At the 20:00 minute mark, I put the player on 1.5X speed and I still couldn't make it to the half hour mark.

Completely ridiculous on every level.

I wish I could have hung on long enough to see Andy Dick make a fool of himself, but good taste and the fear of vomiting ended up making me leave before he made his appearance.

Even for bad films, this was the horrendously worst.

Seriously.... I mean I LOVE bad films but this was straight garbage with only one saving grace which is the excellent performance by Dawna Lee Heising. This movie makes Neil Breen films look Oscar worthy (Neil Breen films are amazing though in their hilariously bad and confusing way). 85,000 dollar budget and you guys couldn't even get one boom mic? Also you can often hear the directors... directing but no audio from the actors. Perhaps it's 4th wall breaking and art beyond my comprehension... or perhaps they figured no plot would do the trick. Like I said, I want my 2 dollars back