What I envisioned, and what the filmaker probably envisioned from a title like Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops was way more awesome than this film had the budget to create. It was nothing at all like what's depicted on the cover.
They needed more dudes, more pyrotechniques, and a lot less dialogue.
On the other hand, it was clearly a labour of love made by a small group of people on very little money, and I did watch the whole thing.
Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops
2015
Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi
Zombie Ninjas vs Black Ops
2015
Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi
Plot summary
In the clandestine research tower of a ruthless Japanese security and arms company, Saisei Security, scientist MALI awakens employed mercenaries killed in combat, their death giving rise to a new, vicious breed of zombie... ZOMBIE NINJAS. Trapped amongst unsuspecting civilians, including former tactical operative DILLON (Adam T Perkins), the ZOMBIE NINJAS commanded by a ferocious leader (Soa 'The Hulk' Palelei) are unleashed in the inner city high-rise. They soon face off with the covert response mission deployed to fight back. This elite black ops team underestimates the brutality of their encounter, which ultimately tests their loyalty and friendship, resulting in a frightful assault between these two highly skilled lethal forces and DILLON thrust in the middle fighting for survival.
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February 09, 2021 at 08:45 AM
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If only someone had given them some money
Clean up on aisle 3
I was hoping for a new approach on the Zombie theme - What the ... Okay so you can dress a few guys in tight body suits and have them make animal noises - but that's NOT a zombie! No ripping parts out of victims, no blood (okay the Ninjas don't bleed - we get it, but their victims do!). What was the point of the Zombie boss? apart from the pulling power of a real MMA fighter, he really didn't do much. As the Alpha the others should have been following his lead. Instead he was just the same as them only without a hood.
The acting (no wait I cant call it that) - the moving about on screen was so two dimensional it was like watching a flick book. The lead actress looked like a spoiled child pretending to get sympathy, her cries were so fake. Dillon's delivery was so boring I found myself missing some of his dialogue due to micro napping.
The saving grace of the cast was Hiraldo but his screen time was so short it must have been an afterthought to fill a plot hole. Talking of 'the plot'; You have these guys sent in to neutralize a threat, but the one guy who they look up to for guidance is left in a car outside. He then turns up when all else has failed, but he's wiped out in 30 seconds - Maybe he should have been brought in earlier to finish of the zombies and the climax could have been a hand to hand with Dillon. Dillon walks away as the victor but in the background Hiraldo swallows some of the ZN serum....
My final gripe was with the camera guy - ffs keep it still! the constant jerking around left me feeling sea sick.
Okay so I did enjoy the fight scenes and now I have a man crush on Hiraldo so all up it was worth the cost of the download.
Bad overall attempt
My quick rating 2,1/10. Bad acting, bad fight scenes, no zombies, no horror elements. No entertainment. The fights are terrible minus the one guy who apparently is in the UFC as the head "zombie" but you wouldn't know it aside from landing a few knee lifts. Don't bother, there was no plot, the other zombie ninjas just kicked around for no reason and the good guys were pathetic. I am all for a martial arts school of young adults pooling there money together to make a film which is what this mess had to be but at least give us some semblance of a plot. I get the flashbacks of "his happened, that happened" but when they don't explain anything?